
We should not underestimate the degree of difficulty involved in convincing the American right, a faction populated by millions of evangelical Christians, that Iran is a more trustworthy broker than Israel. But if the last 10 years have proved anything, it’s that right-wingers are willing to change their beliefs about all sorts of things to rationalize their allegiance to Donald Trump. J.D. Vance is betting that embracing Hillbilly Obama-ism toward a terrorist regime is one more belief that they’ll come around to. I wouldn’t bet against it.
Neither would I. Having seen A LOT of those changed “beliefs” myself over the years, it wouldn’t even be much of a bet. I know plenty of folks who deeply despise Obama (and not for the reasons I do) who spent 8 years whining about how soft he was on Russia, and who spent the previous 8 years praising the War on Terror. And every single one of them, on the same night, at the same time, hit their heads falling out of bed and woke up talking about NATO encroachment, neocons, and the military industrial complex.
They also still hate Obama. (It’s a both/and situation, you see.)
I remember when someone I’ve known my whole life, a lifelong Republican 20 years my senior, looked at me in one of those many various political conversations and said of the person we were discussing, “Yeah, but isn’t her husband a neocon?” I cannot overstate how utterly strange it was — to say nothing of the irony — to hear this person say that. And I think I learned more about political “logic” in that sentence than in any other I’ve ever heard. I promise you he did not come up with that sentence or arrive at the meaning of that term through the channels of logic and experience; he repeated it in the exact same way a parrot would. I know many such people whose lives I greatly, greatly admire. But when it comes to politics, the adults in the room are little more than willingly indoctrinated teenagers.
As I have said before, I have no problem criticizing NATO, neoconservatives, or the military industrial complex — when we’ve defined our terms and admitted our history. But I get real annoyed when I have to listening to lectures on the topics from lifelong, by-definition-neoconservative amnesiacs. Right or wrong, the truth can’t live here.
Here’s Jonah Goldberg the other day:
The real Trump never left. He does what he does for reasons having to do with his self-interest. That’s it. It’s not more complicated than that. If he can do the right thing easily and at low cost, he’ll do the right thing if he gets the credit for it. If it becomes hard, boring, costly, or embarrassing, he’ll give up or reverse course.
Ditto for the parrots, who will “change their mind” again, and again, with no aim toward learning anything or establishing any integrity.
Do you know what happens when you spend a decade praising or otherwise excusing flagella-spinning bacteria? You become one.
